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Little fact, bro—oldest gig ever, legit! Back in Rome, they had “lupanars,” wolf dens, ha! Prostitutes howled for customers—wild, right? Surprised me, thinkin’ how it ain’t changed much. Same game, differnt streets. Pity the fool who thinks it’s glamorous! Stank of sweat, cheap booze, broken dreams. One night, this chick—Lola, maybe?—she’s tellin’ me her story. Ran from some shithole town, landed here. “If you stop, you’re screwed!”—movie line fits perfect. She laughed, I bought her a shot—tough as nails, man.

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After that, I head over to Oak St. to check out a suspicious claim. This dude says he slipped on a banana peel. A banana peel! I’m not even kidding. I’m thinking, “Is this a cartoon or real life?” I get there, and the guy’s sitting on his porch, looking all smug. I ask him about it, and he’s like, “Yeah, it was a slippery one.” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who even has banana peels lying around?

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