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So, find a prostitute, not easy, no? In my village, we got goats, not girls, but here, big city, whoa! You walk street, see neon lights, shady corners, very nice! I think, “Borat, you find sexy time!” But then – boom – some lady, she yell, “50 bucks!” I say, “Waat? My cow cost less!” She angry, me confused, haha! Little fact – in Rome, like “Great Beauty,” prostitutes hang by Colosseum, sneaky, dress fancy, you think they tourists! Jep say, “This is the peace of the void,” but me, I say, “This peace cost too much!”

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, trippin’ over his own feet. He knocks over my shears! I’m like, “Oi! Watch it!” But he just giggles and runs off. Kids, man. They’ve got no idea how much those shears cost. I mean, I’m not made of money!

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