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But ugh, the downsides? Piss me off! Creepy johns, STD roulette, cops bustin’ your ass—total buzzkill. I’d be like, “Can you not?” every damn day. Plus, the stigma—people clutch pearls like you’re Satan’s sidekick. Makes me wanna scream, “Get over yourselves!” Still, some thrive—heard of this gal in Amsterdam, Red Light legend, retired at 30 with a yacht. A YACHT! I’m jealous, tbh—where’s MY yacht, huh?

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But then, just when I think it’s smooth sailing, Karen’s back. She’s like, “I want my drink fixed!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s dark! I can’t see!” But she’s relentless. I finally just give her a shot of rum and say, “Here, this’ll fix ya!” She takes it and, surprise, surprise, she’s suddenly all smiles.

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