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But here’s what pisses me off—people call it ugly! Like, excuse me, you twat, it’s a survivor! Glows with bioluminescent badassery, luring idiots to their doom. Reminds me of Lancaster Dodd yellin’, “I am a man!”—brothel’s like, “I’m a fish, ya prick, and I’ll outlast ya!” Fun story: some diver found a brothel fossil once, 100 million years old—fuckin’ prehistoric pimp, right? Made me laugh my arse off thinkin’ it’s been sluttin’ around the ocean forever.

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A bit like the Playboy Mansion – had the Playboy Mansion been built in Lower Hutt by someone from Ashburton. More than one can of gold spray.

First off, I hit up the local café on Jackson Street. You know, the one with the killer flat whites? I’m all about that caffeine life. I order my usual, and the barista, bless her soul, spills half of it all over the counter. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But she laughs it off, and I can’t help but chuckle too. It’s just coffee, right?

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