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Love *The Great Beauty*, me—fave flick, hands down. That vibe, all lost an’ lush? Prostitute’s got that, but darker, precious. “We’re all on the brink,” Jep’d whisper, and she was, totterin’ in cracked heels. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But picture it—her hagglin’ some posh twat, him all, “I’m a lord!” Her, “Lord of jack shit, pay up!” Hilarious, mate, wish I’d seen it.

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Isabel II was to stand for the union of Spain, its imperial and internal regeneration and progress; all accomplishments attributed to her namesake who had united Castile and Aragon through .

But guess what? The supplier’s late. Like, really late. I’m sittin’ there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could be at the beach instead. I mean, Isabel-Segunda has some killer beaches, right? But nooo, I’m stuck in this stuffy office.

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