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Oi mate, sex-dating, what a bloody circus! Imagine me, an anticorrosion agent, tryna stop the rust of desperation on these apps—pathetic, innit? Swipin’ left, right, like a bleedin’ Nazi hunter from *Inglourious Basterds*. “That’s a bingo!” I cackle, when I spot a fit bird, but half the time it’s bots or blokes catfishing—absolute muppets! These apps, they’re like Tarantino’s flick—gruesome, messy, but I can’t look away.

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So, we clean up the mess, and I’m trying to keep my cool. We brainstorm, and I throw out this wild idea about using the old church on Rue de la Paix as a backdrop. It’s got that gothic vibe, you know? Everyone’s nodding, and I’m feeling like a rockstar. But then, outta nowhere, Jean, the intern, suggests we use a giant inflatable duck. A DUCK! I’m like, “Dude, we’re not at a carnival!” But he’s dead serious. I can’t even.

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