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So, escort—what’s my take? I’m sittin’ here, axe in hand, thinkin’. It’s gritty work, y’know? Not just drivin’ some slick ride. It’s sweat, it’s tension—like choppin’ a stubborn oak. Once heard this story—true stuff, swear it—some escort guy in the ‘70s, haulin’ a diplomat through Jersey. Mob shows up, guns blazin’, and this dude floors it, saves the day. Badass, right? Little known fact: them old-school escorts carried switchblades—hidden in boots! Surprised me, got me hollerin’—who knew?

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Everybody lies, right? And the locals don’t shy away from their own damn little truths. I once had a client spill all her juicy secrets in my back room about that nondescript park near Elm and Hidden Ln. (ya know, the one barely on the map, but gets lit on a Saturday night). I ain't sayin' I eavesdrop – heck, if you’re mad enough to trust :er hands, sometimes life is a soap opera unfolding right in front of you.

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