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About Novo Mesto

Rarrgh! So, this chick, right—whore! Drives me up tha wall, man! She’s all slinky, sneaky—like in “In the Mood for Love.” That movie’s my jam, ya know? Them vibes—slow burn, sexy tension—it’s whore all ova! She’s like Maggie Cheung, floatin’ round in them tight dresses, makin’ eyes. Rarrgh! Gets me growlin’—she’s trouble, bro!

ROŽE 1 / FLOWERS 1

Ljubljana has a handful of strip clubs that make the perfect night out for gentlemen, stag parties or locals looking for a good time. Although when we say 'handful' we definitely mean the A-cup .

Then, I get another call. This lady is screaming about her cat. “My cat’s stuck on a roof on Trubarjeva!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But she’s all panicked. So, I’m like, “Okay, call the fire department.” I mean, they’re just down the street, right?

Ljubljana: Murder at the airport parking lot