Sarah San Juan Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, last week, I’m chattin’ up this bird—proper fit, knows her way round a spine—and she’s tellin’ me bout this Thai joint where they twist you into a pretzel *and* hit the sweet spots. Got me all tingly, thinkin’ bout it. “Shaken, not stirred,” I tell her, winking, cos a sexual-massage oughta leave you buzzin’, not snoozin’. She laughed, said I’d be “panting like a crocodile”—straight outta *Tabu*, that line, and I’m bloody hooked. Loved it. Made me happy as a pig in shit.

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Enjoy a Swedish, Thai, or deep tissue massage for $/hour. Couples massages are $/hour. Extend your massage by 30 minutes for an additional $65 per person.

Now, lemme get into more personal stuff. As a masseur, I really notice the little tensions folks carry. I see it when we stroll down Las Rosas street – every cracked pavement, every offbeat corner, they got stories. And sometimes, I’m like, “Wow, this is art!” like in that Wes Anderson movie, which is my fav, oh man. Every odd detail reminds me of that quirky vibe: characters with secrets and scars. There’s a block near the old chapel on San Benito, real humblin', makes you wanna cry sometimes.

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