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Now, little-known fact—did ya know in ancient Rome, they’d have these orgy-massage shindigs? *Massagium eroticus*, they called it—posh tosh, but true! Slaves rubbing down senators, oil everywhere, proper slippery slope—makes me chuckle, imagining some toga-clad git going, “Oh, Lucius, harder!” Got me in stitches, that does, but also—bloody hell—bit jealous, ain’t I? Why don’t we have that now, eh? Makes me angry, proper miffed—modern life’s too prim, too *sine qua non*, no fun!

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I sprint over there, and it’s a whole vibe! The place is packed, and they’ve got everything. I grab what I need, and the cashier is super chill. We start chatting about the best spots in Tullamore. He mentions the Tullamore Dew distillery, and I’m like, “Dude, I need to hit that up later!”

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