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So, erotic-massage – it’s freakin’ wild, ok? Hands all over ya, oil slicker than a pig in mud. I’m thinkin’, hell yea, this beats sittin’ in church listenin’ to Pastor dickwad. Little known fact – them ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down like it’s the damn Olympics! True story, look it up, I ain’t lyin’. Made me happy as hell imagin’ Socrates gettin’ a happy endin’ – hah!

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Finally, I got my stinky tofu. And OMG, it was worth the wait! Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside. I was in heaven. But then, I took a bite, and it was like a flavor explosion. I was so into it, I didn’t even notice the guy next to me spill his drink all over my shoes. I was like, “Dude, really?” But I laughed it off. It’s just shoes, right?

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