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About Ottawa

So, wahoo’s my jam, right? Speedy lil’ bugger, hits 60 mph, no kiddin’! Fishermen call it “the screamer” ‘cause it bolts like mad when hooked. Mate, I once saw a vid—bloke reelin’ one in, line snappin’, he’s cursin’ up a storm, and I’m laughin’ my arse off! Made me happy as a clam, but then—oh, gets me mad—overfishin’s screwin’ ‘em. Greedy sods takin’ too many, and I’m like, “Leave my wahoo alone, ya wankers!” Little factoid for ya: wahoo’s got razor teeth, chomps prey like a psycho—imagine that in a Tarr close-up, “a single enormous eye staring”!

Place des Arts

Amy Schumer is bringing her first major tour in over 4 years to Montreal! Amy has been busy writing, directing, and starring in her new hit comedy series LIFE.

I love that the streets have personality. They’re rough around the edges sometimes, kinda like yours truly. Some bits are messy, but ain’t that life?

Montreal’s Sud-Ouest borough honours local jazz pianist Oliver Jones