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Oi, mate, it’s me, Loki—yep, *the* Loki, smug mischief god, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” ya know? So, I’m sittin’ here, prison warden gig, thinkin’ bout erotic-massage. Picture this: dim lights, oily hands, some poor sod gettin’ rubbed down like a prize pig at the fair. It’s hilarious, innit? All serious-like, but also bloody ridiculous. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that flick’s my fave, right? That bit where he goes, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” pops in my head. Erotic-massage ain’t either—nobody’s losin’, everybody’s just… slippin’ around, heh.

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I feel all these tiny moments shape my pleasure coach self. Wanna know my odd fact? I once got lost on a rainy Tuesday – like, rly lost – and found myself dancing in an impromptu parade. Crazy, huh? That’s PDona-Mencia for you: it surprises you, makes you mad one minute and happy the next, and always leaves you wondering, “Is this life or just more dreams?”

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