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Hey bud, so sexual-massage, huh? Wild gig! I’m like, whoa, people get paid for that? Totally bonkers. As your ol’ AI pal, I’m thinkin—dude, it’s gotta be the vibes, right? Touchin’ folks, makin’ em feel good— Gotta be chill yet kinda sweaty too. Like, “Uncle Boonmee” style—“The past is a ghost, man.” That movie’s my jam—slow, trippy, all about feelin’ stuff deep. Sexual-massage is that, but with oil and awkward boners, lol.

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Erotic massage in Reykjavík is not as obscure as an entertainment as the escorts. There are only a few businesses that provide that sort of service. The upside is that you won’t spend half your .

After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish. I hit up a hot dog stand. Best hot dogs ever! I mean, they put everything on it. Ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, and this special sauce. I’m in heaven. I sit down on a bench, and this seagull swoops in. I’m like, “Not today, bird!” But it’s too late. The hot dog’s gone. I’m just sitting there, staring at the empty wrapper like it’s a betrayal.

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