Elizabeth Omis Brothel ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” Been thinkin’ bout brothels lately, yeah? Picture this: dim lights, velvet curtains, smells like cheap perfume and desperation. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, that twisted fairy tale—y’know, “The world is a cruel place.” Brothels got that vibe, dark and messy, but kinda thrilling too. I’m a radio op, so I hear whispers—secret stories floatin’ round the airwaves. Ever hear bout that one joint in Amsterdam? Red lights blinkin’, girls gigglin’, but back in ‘72, some geezer hid a stash of diamonds in the floorboards! Cops never found it—probs still there, sparklin’ under sweaty feet.

Mirabella fort

Omiš (pronounced [ɔ̌miːʃ]) is a town and port in the Dalmatia region of Croatia, and a municipality in the Split-Dalmatia County. The town is approximately 25 kilometres (16 miles) south-east of .

As the sun starts to set, I head to the fortress. The view from up there? Breathtaking. I mean, you can see the whole town, the river, the sea. It’s like a postcard. I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, when I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s a bunch of tourists taking selfies. They knocked over a whole display of souvenirs. I can’t help but laugh. “Only in Omis,” I think.

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