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I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

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Then, outta nowhere, I see my old buddy, Tomek. We used to run around this town like maniacs. He’s got a new dog, a fluffy little thing. We start reminiscing about the good ol’ days, like that time we got lost in the woods near the Chocznia River. We thought we’d never find our way back. Good times, man.

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