Elizabeth Morant Bay Brothel ❤️

About Montego Bay

Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, ya hear? Brothel’s a wild place, innit? You shall not pass! Not without hearin’ this first. I’m a glazier, fixin’ windows, but brothel? That’s a whole diffent beast. Saw one in Thailand once—mad vibes. Reminds me of *Uncle Boonmee*, ya know? “The past is a distant echo,” he says. Brothel’s like that—old, mysterious, secrets in the walls. I reckon it’s been there forever, mate. Creaky floors, dim lights, proper dodgy.

Experience Luxury Cruising

So I roll up to this big ol’ mango tree on the corner of Bay and Main. It was lookin’ kinda rough, branches droopin’ like it was havin’ a bad day. I’m thinkin’, “This tree needs some serious TLC.” I get my gear out, and just as I’m about to climb, this lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You can’t cut that tree! It’s my favorite!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not cuttin’ it, just givin’ it a trim.” But she was not havin’ it.

Shaw, Downie make cases for Morant Bay division seat