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Sometimes I think—dang, wish I’d tried it sooner. Makes me happy, sure, but them prices? Steeper’n a Texas oil rig! Still, buddy, if ya want my two cents—go for it. Life’s short, like Doc says, “Dope’ll get you through times of no money better’n money’ll get you through times of no dope.” Swap dope for sexual-massage, and there ya go! Ain’t no strategery to it—just dive in, enjoy the ride! What’s yer take, huh?

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We offer a range of authentic Thai massage and spa treatments that are designed to relax and rejuvenate you.

So, I finally get to work. I’m in the zone, cuttin’ bones like a pro. But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. My heart drops. I rush out, and there’s a delivery guy on the floor, boxes everywhere. Turns out, he tripped over his own feet. Classic! I can’t help but laugh. The poor guy’s face is redder than a tomato.

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