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Oh, and the typos—escrt, ha! Escorts prolly misspell their own rates. Dunno why it’s so pricey—few hours of actin’, and bam, you’re rich. Humor in it? Sure, imagine one rockin’ up in armor—Ser Escort, savin’ no one. Sarcasm’s my blade, and I’m cuttin’ deep. “WALL-E, WALL-E!”—if only they’d stack cash like he stacks cubes.

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Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this cute little café on HaShalom Street. I’m like, “Yo, let’s grab a coffee.” I order my usual—cappuccino, extra foam, you know the vibe. But the barista? Total space cadet. He hands me a black coffee. Like, what am I, a monster? I’m not drinking that sludge! I was ready to throw down, but then I saw the view. The hills, the greenery, the whole vibe. I calmed down.

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