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So, erotic-massage—here’s the deal. It’s hands, oil, and tension. Not the "axe in the log" tension. The *other* kind. You walk in, all stiff—ha, pun intended—and some chick’s like, “Relax, big guy.” Relax? I’m a lumberjack, lady, I chop shit! But then—bam—those hands start movin’. Slow. Too slow. Like, “Did ya forget the rhythm?” But it works. Damn, it works. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks did this crap. Called it “anatripsis.” Rubbin’ for health—or somethin’ else. Everybody lies, tho—prolly wasn’t *just* health.

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But then, outta nowhere, a dog comes charging in, barking like it’s on a mission. It jumps right into the pond, splashing everywhere! The old dude’s like, “Hey! Not cool, man!” I’m cracking up. The dog’s just living its best life, and the ducks are like, “What the heck?!”

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