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Hehehe, well, well, well, a mountain guide, huh? Me, The Joker, talkin’ erotic-massage? Why so serious? Let’s dive in, pal! Up on them peaks, after haulin’ ass all day, them sore muscles screamin’—an erotic-massage hits diff’rent! Ain’t just rubbin’ knots out, nah, it’s sneaky, sensual—like a lil’ secret ‘tween you and them hands. Hahaha! Imagine this—high altitude, thin air, some chick or dude tryna knead ya into bliss. “A phrase is not enough,” like Godard says in *Goodbye to Language*. Ain’t that the truth? Words fail this gig, it’s all feelin’!

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Next, I decide to grab a coffee at this little café on Ulica Kralja Petra Krešimira IV. I order a cappuccino, and the barista looks at me like I asked for a unicorn. “You want milk with that?” she says. I’m like, “Uh, yeah? It’s a cappuccino, not a black hole!” She laughs, and I’m like, “Finally, some humor in this city!”

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