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Anyways, escort’s this weird mix—danger, class, a lil’ boredom. Surprised me how much goes into it—like, they train for months! Dodgin’ bullets, drivin’ fast, lookin’ cool. Me? I’d crash into a hydrant, screamin’, “Oh, fudge nuggets!” Still, gotta respect it. “Time flows like a river,” Apichatpong’d say, and escort’s that ripple ya don’t expect. So next time ya see one, think of ol’ Marge—nosy, naggin’, and totally hooked!

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So, I’m already cranky, right? I head over to the Vaduz Castle. It’s this massive fortress sittin’ on a hill, lookin’ all majestic and stuff. I’m thinkin’, “Wow, I should blast some of that stone.” Just kidding! But seriously, it’s a sight. I snap a pic for the ‘gram, but my phone dies. Classic!

Big trouble in little Liechtenstein?