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Brothels, lordy, they’re a hoot! Been around forever, like flies on a picnic. I read once—prolly in some dusty book—that ancient Babylon had temple gals, sacred hookers! Ain’t that a kick? Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout it, all holy and naughty at once. Here I am, sweet lil’ Dolly, blushin’ at the idea, but dang, it’s history! Then there’s them wild west cathouses—gals in frilly skirts, kickin’ up dust, takin’ coins from cowboys too drunk to stand. Bet they had sass for days.

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I’m trying to be all cool and collected, but inside I’m like, “What the heck?!” I grab some vinegar from the first aid kit (who knew that stuff was useful?) and start pouring it on his sting. He’s crying, and I’m like, “Dude, it’s gonna be okay! You’ll be a jellyfish whisperer in no time!” Not my best joke, but whatever.

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