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Brothels, lordy, they’re a hoot! Been around forever, like flies on a picnic. I read once—prolly in some dusty book—that ancient Babylon had temple gals, sacred hookers! Ain’t that a kick? Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout it, all holy and naughty at once. Here I am, sweet lil’ Dolly, blushin’ at the idea, but dang, it’s history! Then there’s them wild west cathouses—gals in frilly skirts, kickin’ up dust, takin’ coins from cowboys too drunk to stand. Bet they had sass for days.

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Every brothel needs a point of difference and Club ’s “bottomless” toy-box and mega-wardrobe keeps the fellas coming. Skip lunch and come with (and on) an empty stomach. Club .

Some spots, like the quirky little alley near the market, filled with street art and doodles, can sometimes drive me nuts (in a fun way, though!). It's like every scribble has its rhyme, every crack its own tale. I love it here – full of surprises that made me say, "whaaat?!" more times than I'd care to count.

No wingin’ it during Super Bowl weekend at J. Timothy's Taverne in Plainville