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Oh—fun fact! In Japan, they got “nurumassage”—slimey gel, bodies slippin’ like eels. Sounds mental, right? Tried googlin’ it—X posts say it’s next-level. Dr. Evil approves—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—‘cause why not? Life’s short, like Monty’s last day out. “You’re a dead man,” his mate says—nah, I’m alive, buzzin’ from that oily magic!

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Then, you got the little-known corner of rue des Légendes. It’s a narrow, twisty road where locals share whispers of mystique. I once gave a massage there – oh man, the stories that massage table could tell... places like around La Place du Marché, where the vibes hit ya right in the gut, like a jab of ambition and bruised ego – reminds me of the fast-talk in The Social Network. It’s like, “If you’re not first, you’re last.” Crazy stuff, eh?

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