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What gets me vexed, tho, is the judgin’. Peeps be like, “Oh, escort’s dirty!” But bruv, it’s a gig! Some bloke in Japan, right, he hired an escort just to watch *Godzilla* wiv him – no funny biz, just vibes. Made me happy, that. Shows it ain’t always sleazy, ya feel? Tho, I was shocked when I heard ‘bout this one escort in the 80s – gal got paid to dress as a nun and scare off a dude’s ex. Mental, innit? Proper *Moonrise Kingdom* madness – “This is our land!” – but wiv a habit and a paycheck.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for my meeting at the Darras Hall Community Centre. I mean, who schedules a meeting at 8 AM? Like, c’mon! Anyway, I grab my coffee from that little café on The Broadway. You know the one? The one with the barista who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian. I swear, he told me a joke about a computer and a coffee cup. I laughed, but I was also like, “Dude, I just need caffeine, not a comedy show!”

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