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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, boozy, “I drink and I know things.” So, erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod—me—sprawled out like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*, hoping for a bloody miracle. “This is not about shtupping,” I mutter, coz it ain’t—well, not always. It’s about the tease, the rub, the weirdly holy vibe of it all. I mean, who knew some chick in Bangkok once massaged a king with her feet? True story—feet! Makes me giggle like a drunk imp.

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Next, I head over to the seafront. Felixstowe’s got the best views, right? The beach, the pier, all that jazz. But today? The wind was howlin’ like a banshee. I’m tryin’ to check on some willows near the water, and I swear, I nearly got blown away! I’m clutching onto my clipboard like it’s my lifeline.

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