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It’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, okay? Rarrgh! There’s technique, pressure points, all that jazz. Rarrgh! Like, tantric massage? Rarrgh! That’s deep, man, connects mind and body. Rarrgh! I was surprised how serious it can be. Rarrgh! But also, haha, some folks think it’s just a fancy way to say “happy ending,” right? Rarrgh! So dumb, so funny! Rarrgh!

Finally, I get to the meeting. It’s with this client, an older lady named Erzsébet. She’s sweet but a bit scatterbrained. She starts talking about her cat, Mici, and how she needs insurance for her “precious furball.” I’m like, “Lady, I get it, but we gotta talk about your house too!” But she just keeps going on about Mici’s “special diet.” I mean, who knew cats could be so high-maintenance?