Luna Piestany Whore ❤️❤️

About Poprad

I’m tellin’ ya, man, she’s a mess - stumblin’ around town, smellin’ like cheap perfume and regret. Reminds me of that line, “There’s no escape,” ‘cept she ain’t runnin’ from no planet, just her own damn choices. Pisses me off, but also - kinda sad, y’know? Like, get it together, whore! Still, if she’s happy, who am I to judge? *burp* Maybe I’m jealous - nobody’s payin’ me to sit around lookin’ pretty! D’oh!

Geographie

I have just reurned from my second visit to Piestany. This has got to be one of the best kept secrets in Europe. The people are friendly and pleasant and the town is kept beautifully clean .

Anyway, I finally get to the market. The smell of fresh pastries hits me like a freight train. I’m talkin’ about those trdelník things. You know, the ones that make you forget your diet? Yeah, those. I grab one, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I see this old dude, right? He’s tryin’ to haggle over a cucumber. A cucumber! I’m like, “Dude, it’s not a diamond, chill!”

Father of Canadiens’ Alex Galchenyuk was part of Punch-up in Piestany