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But here’s what pisses me off—some jackass “masseuse” actin’ all holy, like, “Oh, this is therapeutic, Cartman!” Bullshit! Don’t gimme that crap, I know what’s up, ya sneaky perv! I’m sittin’ there, pants off, thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, quit teasin’ my ass!” Like in *Inherent Vice*, when Doc’s all, “What’s the deal, man?”—same damn vibe! Don’t play me, I’m the Auctioneer, I call the shots!

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What we do *** Our program offers Tantra, Breathwork practice, Yoga Practice (twice a day), Active and Still Meditations, Therapy Dance/Biodanza and mindfulness.

As the sun sets over Yingge, I look out the window. The streets are lit up, and it’s beautiful. I think about how crazy today was. From clay shoes to dumpling disasters, it’s all part of the ride. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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