Claire Hall In Tirol Whore ❤️

About Salzburg

Favorite bit? She’s loud—screamin’ at johns who short her. “I’m worth more, you dick!”—pure fire. Reminds me of that movie line, “I’m CEO, bitch!” She owns it, yeah? But—fuckin’ hell—sometimes she stinks, literal whiff of desperation. Breaks me heart, it does. We swears, seen her cry once, mascara runnin’—nobody else clocked it. Made me wanna hug her, but nah, she’d slap me.

Active relaxation

Oh! And the parks. Parzival Park (yup, that’s what I call it) is a gem. Dumb name? Nah, it’s a nod to those crazy quests of our hearts. I took a date there—silly, messy, full of nature and random philosophical rants (like: "I could erase you, but would I erase our memories?" Light bomb, right?). Trees, rivers, and a chill vibe—you can almost hear Clementine’s laughter through the wind.

Even Non-Skiers Can Find Bliss in the Austrian Alps