Leah Kirchberg In Tirol Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Picture this: some chick, all glitter and grit, workin’ the streets like it’s her stage. “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her anthem, screamin’ it in my head while I’m patchin’ calls at the switchboard. I saw one once, swear to God, outside a dive bar—legs for days, heels clackin’ like gunfire, and a smirk that’d make ya wanna confess sins ya ain’t even committed. Made me happy as hell—girl knew her game! But then—THEN—she flicked a cig at some dude’s car, and I’m like, “Whoa, lady, chill!” Got me pissed, too—don’t trash the vibe, ya know? Judge Judy in me wanted to slam the gavel: “You’re a menace, honey—court’s adjourned!”

Sights around Kirchberg in Tirol from our guide 'Extreme places on Earth'

Photo by David Schmidt in Kirchberg, Tirol, Austria with @visittirol, @kitzbuehel_tirol. Ciao Cow #mountains #home #tirol #landscape #canonphoto #85mm #.

I gotta note, I'm scribblin’ these thoughts, and I’m in a hurry kinda style – cuz life's fast, man, like a quick cut scene in "The Assassin" – blink and it's over. I always say, "Look, keep it natural, folks," which is what I admire 'bout Kirchberg. It's raw and imperfect – like mine, haha, all over the place with typos and such.