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About Sankt Polten

Pisses me off, though—the sanctimonious twats judgin’ these joints. We shall fight their sermons with satin knickers! Ain’t hurtin’ no one, just tradin’ flesh for coin—oldest job goin’. Happiest I get’s imaginin’ the characters—gobby madams, shy newbies, geezers with daft aliases like “Lord Thrustington.” Reckon I’d exaggerate that in-game—give ‘em all wild backstories, like one’s a runaway nun or summat. Chuckle to meself thinkin’ it.

Pimpernel:

Ever been to the area near Kleingartenstraße? It buzzes with life, like the movie said, “This is the wild, wild west.” (Okay, maybe not exactly that, but you get it.) You got cozy little bars, street food haunts, and secret corners for clandestine meet-ups. As a dating site dev, I’ve scouted every nook & cranny. It's like a spy mission sometimes, haha.