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About Linz

Humor? She prob’ly tells johns, “Cash up, no cuddles!” Sarcasm’s my vibe—girl’s a CEO of the streets. Opinion? She’s a survivor, but damn, pick a better hustle! Disorderly? Hell yeah, chasin’ her’s a mess—coffee stains on my notes, typos galore. Mr. T don’t care, I’m the king of this hunt!

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Man, I remember that one rainy night by the Alte Simmeringer Kirche (yeah, old church vibes) on Pfarrgasse – I was coding my latest dating app upgrade, feeling that bittersweet nostalgia. “I mean, you gotta love the chaos!” just like Spike Lee’s dialogue in moments of rebellious charm. It was like Bond-style cool calmness – suave but slightly edgy, and yeah, I was mad at my broken laptop, racking up a few typos in my code like I do these days: "OMG, can’t beleive it!"