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About Klagenfurt

Me? I’d be pissed if I ran one—idiots haggling over five bucks, drunk losers crying on the girls. Had a patient once, swore his “girlfriend” worked there. Yeah, right, buddy—keep dreaming. Surprised me how many think it’s glamorous—Hollywood’s fault, all satin and seduction. Reality? Sticky floors, STD roulette. Fun fact: Amsterdam’s red-light district pulls 3 million tourists yearly—more than some museums! Art vs. ass, guess who wins?

Mit neuem Partytempel zu altem Glanz

The distance between Villach and Artemis (brothel) is km. The road distance is km. How do I travel from Villach to Artemis (brothel) without a car?

I love wanderin’ through Herrengasse. Ugh, man, so many winding corners, tiny cafes, and secrets tucked away. There’s a park called Stadtpark – little slice o’ green heaven where I do my relaxation sessions. Sometimes I yammer on about the River Drau sneakin’ thru the city, like it’s whisperin’ secrets to me. It’s almost magical when the sun sets, casting trippy shadows that remind me of those dark, intense moments in the film… “Is this real?” – goddamn, I get shivers!