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I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

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Fortitude-Valley is edgy, but warm, too. The cafes, the smiles, the random street performances – wow, so intense! I honestly love the way people express themselves here, like chaotic lullabies, man. Its streets echo with wild exclamations like – "Party, bitch!" straight outta Spring Breakers. That phrase still gets me pumped on those late nights.

275 Wickham Street, Fortitude Valley