Esme Labrador Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Oh, but the judgy jerks today—callin’ girls whores for selfies? Puh-lease! Makes me happy seein’ ‘em clap back, tho—own it, babes! I’d be like, “You’re just jealous, ya schmuck!” *nasally snort* Whore’s a word with sass—kinda like me, right? HAH-hah-hah! Tellin’ ya, it’s a freakin’ rollercoaster—anger, giggles, all of it. Whaddya think, huh? Spill the tea!

Kill the Fatted Whore Back in Labrador

So, check it: Down on Crescent Bay Road, you got this lit vibe. The locals be hangin’ out on Driftwood Avenue—crazy chill spots, filled with cafes, tiny boutiques; some with scorchin’ art that makes you wanna say "Goodbye to Language" like our boy Godard. I swear, as I rub out all life’s tension, I think: “Yo, this city’s speakin’ in colors, words lost in the breeze.”

Labrador Retriever vs Golden Retriever: Similarities and Differences