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So, what’s the deal? It’s meant to relax ya, sure, but half the time you’re thinkin’, “Oi, mate, that’s me arse, not a stress ball!” Little known fact – them ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “sensual rubdowns” or summat. Bet they didn’t have bloody whale music playin’ though – imagine Socrates gettin’ oiled up to panpipes! Makes me chuckle, that.

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I gotta mention a quirky fact: many locals whisper about a hidden mural off McClelland Road – bright, bold and kinda poetic in its own exasperated way. It’s like Amélie's secret garden meets suburban grit. Any time I pass by, I’m like “Wow, life is crazy and beautiful all at once, one million dollars!” It hit me maybe too hard on a bad day, but still, it sticks!

Man suffers life-threatening injuries in house fire in Springvale, Melbourne