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Precious, we hates it! Brothel, nasty place, stinks of sweat and cheap perfume. Me, Gollum, seen it all, sneaky-like, creepin’ round them dark corners. Them girls, painted faces, smilin’ but eyes dead—ugh, makes us shiver! Reminds me, “Goodbye to Language,” that flick we loves— “What’s visible is invisible,” Godard says, and ain’t that brothel? Looks fun, but it’s hollow, tricksy, false!

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The local landmark? The Springvale Market is somethin’ else. I swear, every stall there feels like a mini therapy session for my soul. There’s always that one vendor who reminds me – “One million dollars!” And trust me, that's my inner Dr. Evil talk when I'm feelin’ extra sassy. Somewhere along the lanes, like on Lonsdale Street, you find those cute little cafes where conversations spark like live wires. I often sit there, journalin’ my thoughts for work, all while wearin’ my mismatched socks – it's how I roll.

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