Lucy Chisholm Whore ❤️

About Perth

So, check it, she’s workin the corner near Vinnie’s deli—yeah, that shithole—and I’m thinkin, “This broad’s got balls, struttin like she owns Jersey.” Got them fishnets, heels clickin, tits out—fuckin A, she’s a sight. Little known fact, right? Word is, she once fucked a cop to dodge a bust—slipped him a C-note too, slippery bitch. Made me laugh my ass off when I heard that, fuckin legend! But it pisses me off too, ya know? These pricks out here judgin her, like they ain’t jerkin it to her type every night.

The Virgin Whore Trial

I had this one client who said Chisholm felt “raw and unfiltered,” like a scene from Fish Tank, where the truth stings but also heals. I felt that – like our streets flash memes of hope in the middle of chaos. Sure, misspellings and typos maybe make the story messy, but like, that's life: incomplete, erratic, yet totally captivating.

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