Paisley Manly Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

What Is The Madonna Whore Complex?

A whore, or prostitute, is a woman or girly man that you can pay to have sex. Manly men can enter this line of work as well, but they prefer the term gigolo.

Right off, there's Manly Beach. Wow, man, it’s rad. The golden sand stinks of salt and surf, and the waves crash like nature’s own drum solo. You can wander down The Corso, a busy street filled with quirky shops, cafés, and that old-school vibe. I’ve seen folks from all around, and sometimes I catch a glimpse of a wandering trippy soul, just like in that flick, y’know?

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