Stella Trinity Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact, right? Back in the 60s, some Wall Street bigshot got caught with a whole damn brothel on speed dial, true story! They called it “client entertainment” – bullshit! Surprised the hell outta me, but also, kinda impressed, ya know? Takes balls to pull that off. Kinda like how Sy Ableman in the movie just waltzes in, all smug, bangin’ Larry’s wife. “Accept the mystery,” my ass – I’d have punched that dick in the face!

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Now, as a relaxation specialist, areas like the Serenity Park (not an official name, but trust me, it's spot-on) really get me. I take breaks by the calm outback nature spots, feel that gentle breeze near the Trinity River Bend (yep, that's right, a river bend that never fails to deliver mellow vibes). And dude, there’s a quirky old spot on Coral Lane – absolutely underrated – where even on the rainiest days, you can hear the ocean chuckling away like, "That's what she said!"

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