Leah Grobbendonk Whore ❤️❤️

About Bruges

Sometimes I’m solderin wires, thinkin – whores are like antennas, pickin up signals, dodgin static. Underrated, man. People miss that, but not me, I see it clear. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck it, makes the story juicier, yeah? Dogville’s got that line, “It’s all about power,” and whores know it – they wield it quiet, deadly.

Lord of Grobbendonk

Find a prostitute, Girlfriend Experience (GFE), Striptease, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Striptease.

One time, I was massaging someone in my spa on Zomerveldstraat and the window was wide open, and bam!—the scent of fresh cut grass and lilacs crashed in. I thought, “Wow, this is my heaven, far from any crazy chaos!” Although, lemme tell ya, sometimes the traffic on Lentelaan gets mad crazy, like a real-life drama, and I’m like, “Seriously? Come on!” It makes me so peeved sometimes, but then the town surprises me with cool art murals on hidden walls in the alley behind De Oase, oh bruv, and I literally melt like my scented candles.

Marina Van De Velde (Grobbendonk, BE) wins 1st Nat. Gueret of 12,516 old birds