Ellie Danforth Whore ❤️❤️

About Winnipeg

Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—yep, the witty dwarf who drinks and knows shit. So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today, eh? I’ve seen plenty in me time, stumbled outta brothels with wine in one hand, secrets in the other. Whores—they’re like the unsung heroes of every gritty tavern, ain’t they? I mean, take one lass I met once, right, in King’s Landing—called her “Red Rosie,” not ‘cause of her hair, mind ya, but ‘cause she’d blush somethin’ fierce when I tipped her extra. Little known fact: she once bedded a minor lord who paid her in stolen chickens—fuckin’ chickens, mate! Swear to the Seven, I laughed ‘til I pissed meself when she told me.

Paul Scofield: Judge Thomas Danforth

So, truth is, my oddball little city makes me mad, happy, and often, confused as hell. I'm always in a hurry—my texts are a jumble of typos:

90-year-old woman in life-threatening condition after being struck on the Danforth by pick up