Rebecca Kerns Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Lucerne

I’m no financial boffin, me – I’d rather shove me head in a blender than read a spreadsheet – but even I can see this lot’s takin’ the piss. You wanna plan your finances? Good luck, cos the WHOREs got the game stitched up tighter than a nun’s knickers! Sarcastic? Me? Nah, just statin’ facts with a grin! Oh, and here’s a nugget – one o’ these tossers, some Wall Street git, once bought a gold-plated toilet. A TOILET! Who shits on gold? Made me chuckle, then wanna punch somethin’!

Peter Kern

Sssorry, must be in a hurry, my precious – life spins so fast here in Kerns (ch)! You’ll see, every corner holds mischief and wonder, a blend of family drama and wild nature. Truly, truly a wonderland! Yes, yes, our little precious haven, err, Kerns, is a tapestry, and you, my dear friend, will get lost in its many hearts. Hsss!

Fentress "Ann" Kerns Obituary July 30, 2024