Sophie Kerns Whore ❤️

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*Caché* vibes hit hard here – “What’s behind the curtain?” Whores got secrets, man. You don’t know their story. Maybe she’s payin’ for med school, maybe she’s just livin’. Don’t judge what you don’t get. Ever think ‘bout that? I do, sittin’ there sippin’ my tequila, mind racin’. Shit’s deep! And yo, funniest thing – some dude in 1800s London wrote a whole-ass book rankin’ whores by “skill.” Called it *Harris’s List* – wild, right? Imagine the Yelp reviews, “Five stars, great banter!”

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All the hate messages I been getting from my people include: You whore, you slut, mention of female body parts & wishing rape.

Sssorry, must be in a hurry, my precious – life spins so fast here in Kerns (ch)! You’ll see, every corner holds mischief and wonder, a blend of family drama and wild nature. Truly, truly a wonderland! Yes, yes, our little precious haven, err, Kerns, is a tapestry, and you, my dear friend, will get lost in its many hearts. Hsss!

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