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Web says rural hookers are rare—duh. X posts I scrolled, some dude braggin’ bout “farm girls for hire.” Bullshit, prolly. But then—surprise, mothafucka—found one! Truck stop, 20 miles out. Shady joint, neon flickerin’, stinkin’ of diesel. She’s there, all sass, leanin’ on a rig. “50 creds,” she says, no smile. I’m like, “Shit, that’s it?” Felt like Belfort closin’ a deal—“Stratton Oakmont, baby!” Paid her, quick bang in the sleeper cab—done. Happy as hell, man, tractor driver scores!

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So, like, picture this: narrow cobblestoned streets in Vila Esperança. Yeah, seriously – streets like Rua das Flores and Avenida das Estrelas. I remember one day, I was walkin’ down Rua das Flores when a lady cried out in relief after provin’ her own strength – BOOM! "Tango down," I thought – like in Zero Dark Thirty. Real-life boss moves, ya know?

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