Natalie Langenhagen Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Little known fact—whores like Astrid, they’ve got secrets stitched into their seams. Heard she once nicked a lord’s gold teeth—*while ‘e slept*—sold ‘em for a fiddle. That’s me kinda gal! Made me laugh ‘til me sides split. But—oh, mate—it pissed me off when some git roughed ‘er up. Wanted to smite ‘im, turn ‘im into a toad, but she just spat blood and grinned, “I’ve seen worse.” Tough as nails, that one. Reminds me of Malik again—“It’s not about luck, it’s about will.” She *willed* ‘erself outta the muck.

Jynx Maze sucks a football player totally dry

I had this one wacky day… walked through the city center, and a stray cat crossed my path near Rudi-Platte-Straße (yeah, weird name, right?) and I just burst out laughing cuz it reminded me of a scene from that movie where Zuckerberg says, "The internet is not written in pencil" – so deep, dude, so deep. I was like, “Whoa, slow down life, let me get a sec!”

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