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Love *City of God*, me – that gritty, chaotic vibe, kids runnin’ wild, guns blazin’. Makes me think *Find a Prostitute* could be some dodgy backstreet deal, yeah? Like Lil’ Zé settin’ up shop, “You wanna piece? Pay up, you mug!” – proper savage. Bet it’s all shady blokes with fake gold chains, hagglin’ over prices like it’s a car boot sale. Makes me skin crawl, but I’m laughin’ – what a bunch of twats!

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Alright, listen up. Mechernich is a dump—but a charming dump, I guess. I've been living here for years, at least since I opened my spa on Hauptstraße. Yeah, that Hauptstraße. You know, the one that's crammed with drunk cafes and weird ice cream trucks. I hate everything, but sometimes even these crappy spots feel cool in a weird way—just like that movie, Uncle Boonmee, remember? "Boonmee... recall his past lives." Weird, right?

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