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So, I’m prowlin’, yeah, lookin’ for one. Not my usual gig – I’d rather bid on a cursed mask or summat. But there she is, leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag like she owns the night. “What’s yer price, love?” I growl, half expectin’ her to say, “A river’s worth o’ gold,” like them greedy sods in Miyazaki’s flick. She laughs – rough, like gravel – an’ says, “Firty quid, big man.” Thirty! I’m gobsmacked, mate. Thought it’d be more, what with inflation an’ all.

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Now, here’s a fun one – you gotta check out the river side along Lieberwiese. It’s not a river per se, more a canal – but locals treat it like the lifeline to our community. It flows past old boatieards, a couple of hidden bistros, and, yep, my own favorite secret massage rooftop – where you can gaze directly at the horizon and think, “Man, this is what life’s about.”

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